昨日傍晚至周一早晨,北京地区有一次降雪天气。很多人表示想去故宫打卡新年初雪,但故宫每周一闭馆。网友疑问,为什么总在故宫闭馆前一天下雪?对此,气象部门表示“纯属巧合“。

From yesterday evening to Monday morning, there was a snowfall in Beijing. Many people say they want to go to the Forbidden City to punch in the snow at the beginning of the New Year, but the Forbidden City closes every Monday. Why does it always snow the day before the Forbidden City closes? In response, the weather service said it was \"purely coincidental \".

北京西站,一位旅客过安检时,因“冬天穿太厚,携带的行李摘起来麻烦”,直接趴到安检机上,连人带包过了安检,安检员立即将机器停止。民警对该旅客进行了安全教育……

Beijing west station, a passenger through the security check, because \"winter wear too thick, carrying luggage pick up trouble,\" directly on the security machine, the company with a bag over the security, security inspectors immediately stopped the machine. The police educated the passenger about safety...

这跟我上次坐公交,看到某小伙乘公交使用手机支付,直接把手机投进了投币箱。。。异曲同工啊!真·手机支付!

The last time I took the bus, I saw a guy paying by using his mobile phone, and he dropped his cell phone into the slot. 。。 The same song! real ? mobile payment!

本人投资了厦门一点点和COCO奶茶店,再考了消防工程师证,在家炒炒股,看看视频收收红包,打打手游元宝和装备无限回收!轻松月收入八至十万!上月植了发,在单身群里认识了一位富婆,争取今年结婚!

I invested a little bit in Xiamen and COCO milk tea shop, and then took the fire engineer certificate, speculation at home, watch the video to collect red envelopes, hit mobile phone Yuanbao and equipment unlimited recovery! Easy monthly income eight to one hundred thousand! Last month planted hair, in the single group met a rich woman, strive to get married this year!

于正发了一条说自己新剧的微博然后又秒删,这个操作瞬间上了热搜,直接给那个剧宣传了一波。。。这是我见过最骚的上头条方式了!

Yu Zheng sent a Weibo that said his new play and then second delete, this operation on the instant hot search, directly to that play to promote a wave. 。。 This is the most coquettish way I've ever seen!

有一个朋友,长相一般,初次见面给人的印象绝对是丑的那种,跟他相处后发现,从他的谈吐、穿着,待人接物等各方面都非常的好,慢慢地你会发现——长得丑优点再多也没用。(xie107)

There is a friend, look average, the impression of the first meeting is absolutely ugly kind, with him found that from his talk, dress, treat people and other aspects are very good, slowly you will find that -- ugly advantages are no longer useful. (xie 107)

最近在职业论坛看到这样一个热门的帖子,“公司年会员工抽到一等奖,结果看到奖品蒙了:免裁劵,可以抵消一次裁员”。

In a recent post at the career forum,\" the company's annual staff draw a first prize, the result is that the prize is: free of coupons, can offset a layoff \".

应聘面试,老板让我在随便介绍自己有什么特点。我说:“我不知道‘失败’两字怎么写。”老板拍了拍我的肩膀,说:“不错嘛,我这个位子是你的了。”真够意外的,之前面试的时候,一般听说我是文盲之后,他们都会叫我滚出去。

The boss asked me to introduce myself to the interview. \"I said,\" I don't know how to write the word'fail'. The boss patted me on the shoulder and said,\" Yes, I have your seat.\" That's a surprise. When I was interviewed before, when I was told I was illiterate, they would tell me to get out.

本现代人有必要展示一下新世纪英汉辞典:handhandsloudlouds=旱的旱死,涝的涝死;youneedcrydear=有你的快递;howmadewinds=好美的文字;seefanneedwinds=喜欢你的文字;howpay=好配;kneeshallkneemoney=你说你马呢;treenewbee=吹牛批;shareseelow=学习了;shamewineyear=什么玩意儿;holyhigh=好厉害;kneeyes=你也是。

It is necessary for the modern people to show off the new century English-Chinese dictionary: handhandsloudloudds = dry death, waterlogged death; you have your express delivery; how beautiful words; see if you like your words; how pay = good match; knowledge = you say your horse; knowledge = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle == cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle == cattle = cattle == cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle = cattle == horse = horse == water === water = water == water == water == water

近日,江苏连云港某高中举行拔河比赛。高三单老师指挥自己班级同学,在让对方班级30秒不发力的情况下,一挥手轻松赢得比赛。单老师表示,指挥拔河先让对方30秒,是为了摸清对手情况,保存实力。

Recently, a high school in Lianyungang held tug-of-war competition. Senior three single teacher command their own class students, in the other class 30 seconds without the strength of the situation, a wave of easy to win the game. Teacher Shan said that command tug-of-war first let the other side 30 seconds, is to find out the situation of the opponent, to preserve strength.

逛街碰到一男一女,女生在教男生讨好他媳妇:”买点这个给你媳妇,她超爱吃……再买点这个,她也超爱吃……对了,她上次还说想吃这个,你也给她买点……今天你回家保准你媳妇对你特温柔。”后来我才知道,原来他俩就是夫妻……

Shopping met a man and a woman, girls are teaching boys to please his wife:\" Buy some of this for your wife, she loves to eat. Buy some more, and she's a big eater... By the way, the last time she said she wanted this, you bought her some... Today you go home to keep your wife very gentle with you. Then I realized that they were married...

早前,浙江萧山一名男子向老总虚报了200多万元业绩,到年底,瞒不下去了,他竟然想出了奇怪的主意:请俩演员骗老板。

Earlier, a man in zhejiang xiaoshan falsely reported more than 2 million yuan to the boss, by the end of the year, cannot hide, he unexpectedly came up with a strange idea: ask two actors to deceive the boss.

看完这新闻的细节之后,我真心觉得这个小子是入错行了,看他找演员骗领导的过程时,发现他写剧本物色演员和导演起来真的还行!说不定比于妈还牛逼。。。

After reading the details of the news, I really think this boy is into the wrong line, to see the process of looking for actors to deceive the leadership, found that he wrote the script to find actors and directors really good! Probably better than mom. 。。

近日,多名消费者向媒体反映称,在某洗浴中心内,购买了花7万多元20年内只付机票钱即可出行的旅游产品。但事后却发现,这些旅游团,不仅成团困难,在旅途中还存在“乱收费”的情况。顾客纷纷表示:被20年的合约套牢了。

Recently, a number of consumers reported to the media, in a bath center, the purchase of more than 70,000 yuan in 20 years to pay only air tickets to travel products. However, after the discovery, these groups, not only into a difficult group, in the journey there is a \"random charge\" situation. Customers say they have been locked in a 20-year contract.

现在我看这么办吧,直接跟签约的会所,改成20年“宝剑”项目我看比旅游更靠谱点,大不了我2年就把20年的“宝剑”都用完了不就行了吗?

Now I'm going to do this, go straight with the signing clubhouse, change to 20 years \"sword\" project I see more reliable than travel, the big deal I used up 20 years of \"sword\" all right?

在大航海时代,为了测量船速,就把绳子上绑上间距相等的一节节木头,随海流不断被拉入水中。同时用一个沙漏计时。一段时间之后,下去多少根木头,航速就是多少。航海日志中记的都是昨天多少log,今天多少log,log就这么成为了日志。(网络)

In the Great Maritime Age, to measure the speed of the ship, the rope was tied to a wood with equal spacing, and was continuously pulled into the water with the current. Using an hourglass. After a while, how much wood down, the speed is how much. The logbook is all about yesterday's log, today's log, and so it becomes. (Network)

前几天,英国媒体报道了发生在去年下旬的一件恐怖事件:英国两名小偷闯入某个仓库内准备大展拳脚行窃,但他们竟发现,仓库内都是成堆已经腐烂的人体器官!当场他们就被吓尿了。原来,这个仓库是某家公司用来保存的医院流出的所有废弃人体器官以及过期药物的。

A few days ago, the british media reported a terrorist incident in late last year: two british thieves broke into a warehouse to make a big move, but they found that the warehouse was full of rotting human organs! They were pissed off on the spot. It turned out that the warehouse was all the discarded human organs and expired drugs that a company had used to keep in the hospital.

美国伊利诺伊州一处银行在前两天发生一宗劫案,39岁的抢匪奥格斯挟持了1名同样39岁的女行员,和警方对峙6小时之久,期间他没抢钱,反而性侵了女银行职员。

In an illinois bank heist two days ago, a 39-year-old robber, mr. ogs, held a 39-year-old woman in the hands of a police officer for six hours, but instead of robbing money, he sexually assaulted a female bank employee.

如果你给别人1000元她他给你个拥抱,她可能会觉得你在搞事。如果你单纯地给他1000元,但不要求他拥抱你,你才大概能得到一个真诚的拥抱。

If you give someone $1,000 she gives you a hug, she might feel like you're in trouble. If you simply give him 1000 yuan, but do not ask him to hug you, you can probably get a sincere hug.

除此之外,种种的教训告诉我们,网上的事真的不能太信以为真,今天QQ推出的新功能,可能就是用来终结某些网络聊天骚操作的吧。

Besides, all kinds of lessons tell us that things on the Internet really cannot be too true, today's new QQ features, may be used to end some of the network chat coquettish operation.

据网友,苹果iOS版和安卓版手机QQ现上线了一个新功能,可以实时显示对方的手机电量以及充电状态,“没电下回聊”这种经典的借口看来以后也不好用了。

According to netizens, apple's ios version and the android version of the phone qq are now online with a new feature that can show the phone's power and charging status in real time, and the classic excuse of \"no electricity back to chat\" looks like a bad excuse to use later.

在思考一个问题,没结婚的单身总要被催婚,而结了婚又离了的就不会被催,那么为什么不能直接把我当成离过婚的呢?

In thinking of a problem, unmarried single will always be urged to marry, and married and divorced will not be urged, then why not directly regard me as divorced?


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